Hey. It's on time this week! What is? The Humpdate, that's what!

• The Digital Cowboys bring you much Lego goodness chatting up the upcoming Rock Band title (and how it might affect Cooper Hawkes).
• ThatOneGuyRy the iPhone Guy reveals who won the big iPhone App Store sweepstakes and how he feels just a bit cheated by it.
• The Sportshound WillG honors the announced retirement of John Madden by waxing poetic on his favorite football titles of all time and why he loved them.

Enjoy.

Hey! Guess what? We actually have a GameHounds episode, it's on time, and it features Cooper Hawkes (with Edie Sellers). It's the grand hat trick of podcasting. This week, Hawkes and Edie discuss:

• What should happen to Hawkes now that Lego Rock Band is official.
• Kotaku finds a creative way to break the embargo on news that Uncharted 2 will have multiplayer and beta keys will be included in copies of inFamous.
• Wet finds a new home with Bethesda after being cast off from Vivendi.
• Gamefly files a formal complaint about disk damage, theft and second-class treatment by the United States Postal Service.
• American McGee says he'd love to put Grimm on PSN or XBLA, but both are flawed.
• Random Stuff: Champions Online, Gamestop deals, Virtual On to XBLA, Red Faction: Guerilla, Guitar Hero: Van Halen, Battlestations Pacific, Bioshock movie news.

Enjoy.

This week's Humpdate is four-scoop sundae of gaming goodness. ThatOneGuyRy offers his analysis of the new iPhone rumors, the SportsHound WillG reviews Legends of Wrestlemania, the Digital Cowboys rant on what you'll be losing if you buy a new DSi, and Maynard's Minutes examines a recent import, Initial D: Street Stage. And as an added bonus, enjoy the best fan art we've ever had. And don't forget to #punchitchewie on Twitter, would ya? Enjoy.

I have exactly five minutes to write notes, post the show, brush teeth and get to bed. So, I'll make this quick. It's Episode 62, with Tim, Edie and a special guest, listener Blacksphearvoid who was fast on the Twitter reply and won a spot on the show for a night. Also, in this show is a contest to win Guitar Hero swag. The rare kind. So do what you must, because, well, you must. Enjoy.

It's Tax Day! Did you pull an all-nighter to finish your returns? Well, we have just the thing to soothe your aching brain. A new Humpdate. This week, Cooper Hawkes' "Panties in a Bunch" and the Digital Cowboys ease the pain of being sleep deprived and poorer. Enjoy.

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• ThatOneGyRy with a discussion of iPhone killers;
• Maynard's Minutes reviews Rhythm Heaven;
• Digital Cowboys talk the last bit of GDC news.

Thank you for choosing the GameHounds Humpdate. Enjoy.

That title makes no sense now, but just listen and you will find the wisdom. This is a very Zen episode of GameHounds as we have found oneness, completeness and wholeness. In other words, Cooper Hawkes is back with Edie Sellers and Commander Tim. All is good. It's an episode a little light on topics but not on news discussion. This week, Hawkes, Tim and Edie discuss:

• Hawkes says that Onlive may very well be successful, but not in the way it's been proposed.
• Brütal Legend is set for porting to the Wii, but Double Fine Studios isn't doing it.
• Sex or games, which would you choose? A UK game store's very unscientific poll offers surprising results.
• Random Stuff: Lord of the Rings Online heading to the Xbox 360, Magic the Gathering's Duel of the Planeswalkers is pretty neat, Battlestar Galactica's composer getting a gaming job.

Enjoy.

Wow, you were soooo easy. Did we get you? Actually, we really had cancelled it, and then we had a mini-miracle happen and we got what we needed to put a short show together. Maynard's Minutes and the Digital Cowboys save our Humpdate from the nether. Maynard reviews Grid, and the Digital Cowboys really delve deep into the Onlive service. Enjoy.

There's so much to talk about this week -- what with the Game Developers Conference hitting the news -- that we brought in an extra pair of lips to waggle about it. Edie Sellers and Commander Tim Wilsie are joined this week by Hendrix of superhappyfuntimeshow for a whole lot of surly Minnesota gaming love. This week, Tim, Edie and Hendrix discuss:

• GDC announcements from the big-three console makers (or lack thereof).
• Onlive aims to change everything about gaming as we know it. Can it deliver as promised?
• Crytek reveals its new CryEngine 3.
• Edie's cool stuff: Cletus Clay, iZ3D monitor, Neurosky.
• The Wii Fit officially sells more units that Halo 3.
• Valve forces Kim Swift to drop out of this year's GDC Game Developer Challenge.
• Random Stuff: Nintendo offers sweet DSi deal, Steam offering great package, Molyneux says next game won't be Fable but will be announced at E3.

Enjoy.